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Some people think the gen in genX stands for "generation".... For this instance (so it relates to this story) it will stand for generation. I'm part of a generation that can make about anything profitable. You know all those DOT coms start-up companies. All those companies deal with something that we probably don't really need. Well, I don't know if we really need this, but none the less it's out there. Have you ever wanted small hard candy (M&Ms, Peanuts, etc) but wanted it dispensed from a Moose's Ass? But hey, where are YOU going to find a Moose? And even if you did, how are you going to make it crap out M&Ms when guests are over. That's where the Alaskan Poop Moose comes in!
Hey, and if you are strictly a Moose Poop person, don't worry you can get brown Moose Poop CANDY! Last Christmas, my dad was searching all over the net wanting Bullwinkle Head Shaped Crystal Mugs...I don't know if it's because he was born in Canada, or just wanted to drink Eggnog out of Bullwinkle's skull. Well, he couldn't find any, I searched on my computer, couldn't find any. This Christmas, I'll be getting my father the Alaskan Moose Poop. You know how much money they could score if they made one that looked a little like Bullwinkle, but called it PoopWinkle.... You've probably seen it because they say on their site, they have been on the Rosie O'Donnell Show, The Discovery Channel, Good Morning America, and yes of course on QVC. They must market pretty well, (14,000 sold since 95), hell they have the Moose Poop market cornered, I think. How can you not sell these things when your pitch is this: It's a bird.. it's a plane... no, it's The Alaskan Poop Moose! "I don't like Moose (singular is plural in this case people, I think)...A Moose killed my Uncle Ned. But I really like to eat candy that dispense from wooden animal's bottoms." Don't worry, not only can you get the Moose in many different sizes and woods, you can also get the...
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Just push the head and watch it crap out candy for hours! The cost for these hours of happiness? $59.95 all the way to 129.95 Questions always come into your head when these type of products face you. One of them is always "Who Makes this Sh*t!?" or "How Can I Cash in on This?" Well, I'm not going to say the guy who invented is "crazy" or maybe spent a few too many hours in the woodworking shop. But what can you say when you find out a 30 year old disabled Alaskan, found his lifework in a woodworking class in highschool, and in the year 1995: Came up with MOOSE POOP! What was he doing before then? "Dan...Now this is going to sound a *little* crazy...But I came up with a great coffee table gimmick. A wooden cat, filled with pop, and it PEES POP into your class! It's the PEE POP CAT! Isn't it great?" Oh yeah, and you can't cash in on this. The creator, patented his "pooper" (dispensing mechanism).
Man.......What will they think of next? - Rob
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