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You know sometimes I pass by my master's mirror, and I think GOD DAMN I AM ONE VICIOUS MUTHA@#*^$^! Out of all the Fox Terriers I know, I'm *the* mofo who can break it down the most. In fact now that I think of it, I have a story that proves my damn point. I was out in the park, minding my own bidness. When this Scottish Terrier from down the street - Jeffrey, started getting all up in my face. I was about to tear that un-house broken mutha#Q$(&^#%(&^'s throat out! Scottish Terrier's with stupid
accents, and their lame-ass lookin' faces! I can't believe some of the
shiznit this punk said to my face...TO MY FACE! "Ack....Look atchoo with ya little blue colla...Why do you act so big, you punay...punier then the turds that come from my Scottish Terrier ass!" WTF!? I said, YO! SCOTTIE...Don't be gettin' all up in my face, or I'll have to TEAR THE HOUSE DOWN...And beam yo' ass up into the next level of VIOLENCE. "Ya nothin' but a wee terrier, like me! You got as much fight as a yappin' b*tch!" It ain't the size of the dawg, but the size of the fight inside the dawg! Which always ring true with my bad self. So I didn't just say it to Jeffrey, I lunged at the bastard and began to give him a beat down comparable to that of the LA Cops and Rodney King. I only wish I had footage of that sh*t, because I'm rollin' just thinking about it. There's your warning... I'm here at genX, and messin' me is like messin' with fire and deadly explosives. You're gonna get straight up burned! And you're going to be carried out in pieces! And if I don't get you now...I'm going to come to your white trash house, and piss all over your white trash carpet! genX has given me the credentials to go interview M&M that white boy rappa, silly sally! What? Oh, it's Eminem Name doesn't matter it's the 'tude that sucka gives me that will get him in trouble!
Keep it real, - Rusty the Little, Rude, Dog | |||
