next article | genX | previous article  WWF:  No Mercy (Review) Rob - 10/22/00   Well, I watched No Mercy, here's my quick and easy with photos review... (warning some photos might have been misunderstood :) ) The opening match was the Dudley Boyz Tables Match Invitational...The Dudleyz came away with the win... Some people might say...."Hey why didn't Lo Down win?  Because they're SO talented!  They aren't pushed enough" Why is Lo Down held Down? Chaz Gets Dirty with the Table! Would you want table humpers for champions? Proceed to the next match T&A/Trish vs The Acolytes/Lita:  They have no match!  Moving on! Edge and Christian talked about their nuts.  It was funny!  To see them holding their nuts and talking about them, what a great bit.  No photo, so take my word on how funny it was to see them try to make Lillian eat their nuts. Next was the Cage match, where Jericho kicked X-Pacs ass X-Pac Cries, and WAILS for mercy.  Jericho shows NO MERCY! Jericho eventually escaped, and won the match.  X-pac threw a fit though!  So management called Jericho back to get X-pac away from the cage What is X-Pac Doing!?  First Chaz, now him!?  Don't enough people think pro-wrestling is already gay enough?  Any Answers to all these questions? Oh yeah and when Chris Jericho came out the production crew put the graphic:  "Mr.  Ass & Chyna" Well that was the next match, and Chyna was still upset about Eddie cheating on her.  So upset that what happened has been circulating newspapers recently.  If you haven't heard, Chyna injured about 30 people and killed 5 as she went on a broken-hearts club shooting rampage! Everyone Thought I was Ugly!  The Beast Strikes Back!  Say I'm UGLY NOW!  Say I'm a MAN! Next, Rikishi came out waiting for Austin.  Rikishi had on his new heel attire. Rikishi wearing his flower print MOO-MOO!  SMELL THE EVIL! I'll let the following pictures explain how the match went After that Massacre, William Regal came out and faced Mideon....Regal came away with the win. Before we keep going, you know that question that I asked earlier?  Why do people think wrestling is so homosexual? There's your Answer Next the Los Conquistadors beat the Hardyz... Then came the match that I was looking forward to.  The match that would prove if either Triple H is an egotistical Hogan now, or if he can still do the job for people that need it more... Well, I was wrong, it was an great bout, let's see some pics That's right, I only happened to find a pic of Chris Benoit killing The Game, that's too bad.  Surprisingly, Stephanie showed The Game how to get out of the Crossface! GASP!  What a HOGAN!  He not only retired Mick Foley, stay in the top storyline, but now is possibly the ONLY guy who can get out of the Crossface.  DAMMIT!  You can take the wrestler out of "The Cliq", But you can't take "The Cliq" out of the wrestler. Steph slaps, Benoit, Benoit turns, Ric Flair uppercut by Triple H.  Pedigree, Triple H wins it....There is no justice in the world. The main event was next, and everything in the world turned right when KURT ANGLE defeated The Rock!  WOOO!!!  Let's see some post match celebration.... Real Champions Cry - Rob unknownbrainwaves@comic.com   Rob's Future Employer