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In this crazy, mixed up world, a lot of weird sh*t goes down. Now I'm not talking, hog barrel races in Coppersfield, PA.....Or 65 and older wet t-shirt contests in my backyard. I'm talking some seriously screwy sh*t! For example Student Killed After Nude BrawlIn, INDORE, INDIA - An angry mob beat a naked Kenyan student to death after a brawl between villagers and a group of nude Kenyan students, police said. A police official said an unknown number of Kenyan students, all naked, entered a locality in Indore, and beat up an elderly couple in an apparently unprovoked attack. The Kenyans pelted stones when challenged by police and local residents, and injured a policeman before fleeing. A mob caught one of the group, a 22-year-old commerce student, and beat him to death. I'm not the kind of man who will make far-out claims.... I'm a man of dignity and sophistication... But after reading this story, I want to speculate that brawling in the buff, would be equal to hanging a large bullseye to your "area" People....What's That About!? Let me tell you..... I was once visiting Kenya, and after meeting a lovely native girl she asked of me to join some sort of free rights rally. I was glad to oblige and help this young woman's cause. As I walked onto the scene to find the liberated sort, running amuck EVERYWHERE. I didn't know at the time if I should run or join in on all the free frolicking fun! Well I joined in! And I'll never forget when the Kenya local government militia broke out the pepper spray. OUCH! Let me tell you....That one Kenya grunt really broke me down with that pepper spray. They didn't take kindly to the naked folk.
Often times I'm confronted with stupidity in my line of work...Stupidity seems to rear it's ugly and stupid head in America most. Second? Third world countries. Elephants Block Highway, Kill Man CHITTAGONG, BANGLADESH - Wild elephants blocked a highway in southeastern Bangladesh and killed a man who tried to scare them away. A herd of some 35 elephants killed farm-laborer Nurul Alam and blockaded the Chittagong-Cox's Bazar highway for three hours. Police say Nurul Alam's last words were, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" What's That About!? Jiminy crickets, where do they come up with these foreign names!? I'm sorry but if I lived in a locale that was already know to be teeming with poverty. Why call it, Bangladesh...or Chittagong......Chittagong-Cox? Dear
Third-World Countries, Sincerely,
These Bastards Fired Me! John and Jane Q. Viewer didn't like me and Bennett scaring the children. | |||
